“Nothin’ but Net”

When you spread your butt cheeks while taking a shit and it doesn’t rub on any thing, leaving no mess. Just like when someone takes a shot and doesn’t hit the rim.

“Man I am on a roll! I went to the bathroom and hit “Nothin’ but Net”

by Chea-Z December 28, 2007

net nonce

One who views child pornography on the internet.Perpetuates market and causes children to be abused in photos.

PD subscribed to a child porn website and got traced, he felt like killing himself.

by plinth February 14, 2004

net-tez

A bunch of prepubescent myg0t wannabes who like to cheat, crash servers and masturbate to mail order catalogues

OMG a net-tez, ban that stupid fgt

by orangekiller274 July 20, 2006

aimbot.webhop.net

The worst website ever

Aimbot.webhop.net makes me sick

by Ed Smith December 5, 2004

fanfiction.net

A pathetic site who's admins and moderators have an insane tendency to delete good fanfiction for no reason whatsoever, citing "plagarism" or "off-topic" reasons. (see Incident 001 and Dr. eL vs. Evangelion for more information)

When fanfiction.net deleted all my fiction, saying it was plagarised from something completely different, I boycotted them.

by Dr. eL January 4, 2004

uk.net.news.config

a bunch of mindless idiots who will be the first against the wall when the revolutions comes

uk.net.news.config
a bunch of mindless idiots who were the first against the wall when the revolutions came

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Net-ho

Often found on the recesses of various chat programmes I.E irc, These strange beasts feel the need to be very libral with the webcam or pictures of themselves, often exposing the BOOBEH'S! and VAGINA!, there the equivalent of dirty sluts in the *real* world.

(MrSmith) Hi There.
(Net-Ho) Hi hehe, I've never done this with anyone before but like, DO YA WANNA SEE MY WEBCAM! I'LL FLASH you! my BEWBS! c'mon babeh! I'll get muh P00N out fer YOU! want a pic of MUH fish TUNNEL?
(MrSmith) Wtf?..
(MrSmith) Yeh sure.

by The Budgie November 23, 2004