Nalson

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by Nalson H October 2, 2021

Neilsexual

the sexual orientation of those who love Neil Miller.
(A fictional character based on the books "kiss me like you love me" written by Kira Shell)

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l’orientamento sessuale di chi ama Neil Miller.
(personaggio immaginario tratto dai libri “kiss me like you love me” scritti da Kira Shell.)

x: i’m in love with Neil Miller.
y: so you’re Neilsexual

by A lover of Neil Miller November 27, 2021

Nelson Moment

When a person describes something in a literal context using words that are dated, not real, or otherwise make no sense.

a.

Teacher (to george, unrelated to Jennie): Why are we playing Scooby Doo Soccer? Am I going to need to call Jennie's mom?
George: *Speechless confusion and awkward laughter*
Jennie: *wearing headphones*
Other Student to partner: She just had a nelson moment

b.

StudentA: Ms. Nelson had a Nelson moment today
StudentB: Oh really? What did she say?
StudentA: Nothing, I just looked up from my graphic organizer and saw her swimming around the classroom like a fish.

by Hampsterkeed February 24, 2023

kate nelson

Someone who is really pretty and funny and sometimes crazy. This person also likes to act like a fish occasionally.

This person is also responsible and out-going. Usually the class clown or the popular hot girl.
kate

"Hey, did you hear that there's a Kate Nelson at this school! I heard He/She is really dope man."

by Always has a boyfriends January 19, 2014

sneaky nelson

A sex position where you put her on all fours, tell her you're just gonna fuck her as normal but then you put it in her bum instead.

Boris is such a cunt, he pulled a Sneaky Nelson the other night after dinner.

by goato December 2, 2016

jordy nelson

Jordy nelson is a WR for the Green Bay Packer who is known for his amazing catches and is sometimes used in sentences when someone makes a great catch.

"You Jordy Nelsoned him!"

by 12packers May 2, 2018

samantha nelson

Samantha Nelson is the one who makes my heart stop and the one who makes it start beating again. Shes not the air i breathe. Shes the reason i keep breathing. I love her the way a flower loves the sunshine. Because of the sunshine the flower can grow and thrive.

Samantha Nelson is simply amazing and beautiful.

by Tall Dude 1981 May 7, 2018