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A nerd is basically a person who has a higher understanding of things than most regular people.Do not confuse them with dorks or geeks. Nowadays everyone believes that they must be the same as everyone else to be accepted.Nerds are able to oversee this and become successful in life unlike the jocks,skaters, or cool kids. Nerds are the same as everyone else and are not superior to anyone but thanks to the mainstream people believe that nerds are social rejects. A nerd has a 8 out of 10 chance of becoming successful while the jock has a 2 out 10 chance of being successful.
Bill Gates - One of the richest men in the world and biggest nerds
Steve Jobs - One of the founders of Apple or in other words the dude who made the iPod your listening to right now.
Will Wright - Video Game designer of popular games like the sims and spore.
by gamepad December 9, 2008
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nards

It hurts to get kicked in the nards.
by Disco_Bandit February 15, 2006
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Nerdstinct

the natural instinct of a nerd to detect bullying, practical jokes and mean people. Somewhat like spidey-senses.
Poindexter's nerdstincts were tingling, but it was too late as Nelson had cornered him in the school yard. No lunch for Poindexter today.....
by Alfred Bennard May 8, 2007
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nerdscreams

A WOW term referring to the collective screams of joy, usually heard over voice chat, when a bunch of nerds, typically all in the same guild, defeat a high level "Boss." Also known as a wowgasm.
The resonating howls of nerdscreams filled the dork's computer room as SK Gaming shamelessly defeated M'uru in their world-first kill.
by kilroi June 20, 2008
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nerd pack

a plastic sheath for holding pens in a pocket, protecting the cloth from ink stains(This is a classic symbol of a nerd.)
Why would I need a nerd pack when I use pencils?
by Light Joker February 23, 2005
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nerd fishing

the act of finding out who the nerd is in a group by throwing out incomplete or incorrect information in order for the nerd to ''bite' by adding more info(more than general knowledge) or correcting the original statement or phrase
me: Hey i went to the museum and saw the fat venus.

nerd: do you mean the Venus of Willendorf? when were you in Vienna? did you know that It is carved from an oolitic limestone etc, etc...

me: haha just kidding i was nerd fishing but i didn't know you were gonna jump on the boat like that
by nopantsboy June 12, 2009
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Nerd Fail

A nerd fail occurs when someone with exceptionally well grades (in the 95%ish area) receives anything below 85% on an assignment, quiz, test or exam.
It isn't a fail through the eyes of their peers, but to them THEY FAILED!
1: gah ...im so upset i got 83% on my science test. i failed.
2: you should be happy 83% is really good, totally not a fail.
1: 83% is a very big nerd fail to me.
by Sannah Banana October 3, 2011
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