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National Freak Day

You can get freaky,grab ass,choke,grip anyone only on July 28th.
Que: “I’m going to my girl house I’ll be back.”

Tre: “for what?”

Que: “Didn’t you hear?,it’s National Freak Day!.Im bout to fuck”
by Thewavethatsave June 18, 2020
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National Fingering Day

On April 13th it is National Fingering Day so ladies get prepared for your pussy to get fingered the fuck out off

Males better find a girl ASAP
Chris: Can I finger you

Julianna: Ewww why

Chris: Please let me it’s national Fingering Day today

Julianna: Fine just this once it your lucky day
by Annoymous Person April 11, 2019
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national rat day

by Pooooodge April 11, 2019
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National Activity Day

National Activity Day, or NAD, is an awesomeness-based organization for outdoor activities in San Francisco's Fort Mason park (previously Moscone Park). Participants, known as NADders, exude genetic magnificence and are often mistaken for ninjas by onlookers. During their weekly meetings during the months of March to November, they can be seen engaging in such activities as: ultimate frisbee, soccer, supporting local Round Table Pizza establishments, and sitting in circles indian-style to discuss awesomeness and how good at it they are. New participants are welcomed openly, provided that they possess a satisfactory level of absurdity and tolerance for sarcasm.

Also see: lilNADs
"Dude I saw some wicked-awesome people throwing the disc in the park the other day. Any idea who they were?"
"OMG that was NAD! You know, National Activity Day, where lameness goes to die? You must have been totally blinded and humbled by their radiation of sheer awesome!!!"
"Yes, I actually fell to my knees and wept. First in sadness knowing I could never be like them, and then in thankful joy that such heroes exist."
by evee746 February 4, 2010
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National cheat day

The day where your allowed to cheat on anything
“Why are you cheating on the test?”

“It’s nov 9 national cheat day !”
by Akeihrabb November 8, 2019
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National Head Day

The day in which your significant other or someone u find on the street sucks ur golf balls through ur garden hose
Dude it national head day bro. Boutta get my soul sucked
by BigDickRex44 April 18, 2019
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