Simp

A simp is someone who puts their partner before their friends

"Damn Lukas we haven't played with siggi because he's a simp"
"Yeah man what a simp"

by Daddy Doxx June 3, 2020

Simp

Someone who would rather hang out with a girl instead of the boys. Puts hoes before bros. Is a guy who is still softish.

Jacob is a simp for ditching the boys today.

by Badass bitchtard April 5, 2020

simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022

simp

a simp is somone that likes somebody and gets rejected but still likes them

Girl 1: hey look whos that girl Girl 2: o its a simp

by your_local_sixmp_ September 23, 2020

Simp

Josh Owens

Gf short talks josh and is all around shitty to him.

Josh brings it up to her.

Gf what the fuck are you talking about I care about you.

Josh I’m so sorry I shouldn’t have said anything.

Best friend josh you are a fucking simp.

by Beef boss 69 June 17, 2020

Simping

A dark force tactic used by darth sidious to lure lost souls to the dark side during the clone wars

Darth sidious used the force to make Jaden begin simping

by Unknown Jedi master January 21, 2020

simp

v. to obsess over a person or a thing, especially a celebrity or romantic interest
n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone

"Yunley was simping over Shrimasimpa to the point where he let thousands of people die for her, even though her death could have saved them all."

"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."

by eyelidlash August 9, 2021