New Divide

A song released for the second Transformers movie. It follows the hit release from the first Transformers movie, What I've done.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen the new Transformers movie with New Divide in it?

Guy 2: No, but I really liked What I've done.

by kingyo12 May 27, 2009

new labour

The first time that a political party has been re-branded using the same technique that Daz uses for its washing powder.
"New Labour, now with 25% extra spin and bullshit Free!"
Following the american idea that presentation is everything and content is irrelevant.
We are now supposed to vote for the one with the best hair cut and straightest teeth.

"smile when you say WMD Mr Blair,then they will believe you"

"If New Labour are elected we will not raise taxes" (warm hand gesture, cheesey grin)

"Safety" cameras...........BULLSHIT!!!!

ejucashun, ejucashun, ejucashun

"That poor Man, found dead in the woods, I must send Mrs Kelly a condolence card"

"It's all the fault of the last government"......IT WAS 9 FUCKING YEARS AGO


LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES, LIES.

by Flibble June 6, 2005

New Flood

1. A group of internet-goers who separated from the well-known Bungie.net and created their own website of growing infamy. Notable accomplishments include:

RaptorVision and The Great Raid of 8/14/08

2. I'm covered in bees.

http://z4.invisionfree.com/New_Flood

"Dude, did you hear about the New Flood."

"Yeah, they are kind of a big thing."

"Oh."

"MRAT!"

by Sword and Scales October 18, 2008

New Wilmington

A small town in Northwestern Pennsylvania that always smells like horse shit because of the Amish.

I really wish New Wilmington didn't always smell like horse shit.

by Roodizzle July 7, 2009

new years

To perform this sex act, you need to gather the vomit, shit, saliva, and cum/vaginal fluids of ten kindergarteners whose birthdays fall on January/September 1st, as well as your own. Pour them in a blender and let the mixture blend for thirty minutes. After it's finished, make a human centipede out of the kindergarteners with a staplegun, feed the mixture and some laxatives to the first kid, and quickly staple his anus to the last kid's mouth to finish the cycle of gurgling and shitting. It should be noted that the kids will try to break free, so it won't hurt to glue their limbs to the floor. After an hour, break the link between the first and last kid, give the first kid Diet Coke and Mentos up the ass, and quickly staple his ass to the last kid's mouth. Finish the act by beating off on each kid's face.

New Years is every politician's favorite sex act.

by Yopmail User January 8, 2023

new romantic

Early 80's subculture with popbands dressing in fancy clothes and playing elegant synthpop (electropop) with romantiscising lyrics about love and loss in glamorous settings. Short-lived (1979-1984), altough it was set to be the "next big thing" in popmusic.

The biggest bands where Japan, Spandau Ballet, Duran Duran, Visage and Ultravox. Other bands included Classix Nouveaux, Hipnosis (who where an Italo disco-band but looked very new romantic), Modern Romance and swedens Lustans Lakejer (Vanity Fair outside of Sweden) and Strasse.

New romantic later evolved into the infamous "yuppie pop" with bands like Johnny Hates Jazz and Spandau Ballet and Duran Durans more soul-inspired late 80's albums.

That guy with an short pink jacket, white shoes and blond hair over there looks very new romantic.

by Anders_HJ July 21, 2004

New Politics

Another name for "Old Politics" used by a Israeli celebrity called Yair Lapid who is a lousy boxer, a lousy columnist and a lousy liar, who, due to good looks, tight black shirts, lots of hair gel, popularity with women and a rich father, got lots of votes and turned into a lousy Politician (and possibly a Prime Minister in the future) in some small Banana republic in the east.

Yair Lapid: "I'm bringing you New Politics"
Fact: "Brings the oldest Politics in the book"

Yair Lapid: "I never smoked pot in my life. Pot is dangerous, and it is illegal"
Fact: "Pot is not dangerous, and Yair Lapid himself was selling pot"

Yair Lapid: "I will not raise the Taxes for the middle class"
Fact: "Brings up taxes for the low and middle class"

Yair Lapid: "The natural gas belong to the citizens and should not be sold abroad only for tycoons interest"
Fact: "Push into selling the natural gas"

Ishton (a well known blogger) to Yair Lapid: "You came to politics, just like methane from cow droppings come into the atmosphere and you have pretty much the same effect on this world."

by Matans June 11, 2013