Obese Marta

Obese Marta is the most talented singer in the whole world. Better talent has never been spotted. Ever.

Person A: Have you listened to Obese Marta’s new album?

Person B: Yes of course I have! Anyone who hasn’t is a big fat r slur!

by 100% true. #WAPALICIOUS June 20, 2021

ifollow_mortalitykinnies

the biggest hottie out there

wow, ifollow_mortalitykinnies is so hot
i know right?

by wattelbottel July 31, 2021

NBD_mortal

he is an amazing rapper and he’s amazing and my idol yeah yeah

george: omg have you listen to NBD_mortals new album i think he’s gonna win and emmy this year

hilary: who’s NBD_mortal

george: omg im dropping you cause you don’t know who he is!!!!!!

by fruityfonzeybiotch November 23, 2021

Ohio Mortar

When you shove a avocado seed in a girl's loose asshole and fuck the shit out of her and than she farts it out and you leave

I gave a drug addict a Ohio Mortar and that seed went flying.

by Titty monster January 12, 2023

cum mortar

When you girl is riding you , and you are about to cum. She gets off your dick and jacks you and holds your dick at the right angle to make you shoot your load on you face ..

When she was done riding my dick, she cum mortared my face with my hot load.

by Hotttddoogg October 12, 2023

marta

Metropolitan Atlanta Rapid Tranist Authority

Marta operates the best subay/EL system in the country

by The HOODLUM January 4, 2004

mortal

1. a downer, upsetting, depressing

2. uncool

1. Bob: "man, my girl left me last night."
Stu: "damn, son. that's mortal."

2. Bob: "yo, george is so awesome!"
Stu: "what are you on about? that dude's fuckin' mortal."

by |david| September 10, 2006