A Manky Wank

Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank

Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"

by John Lidgley May 23, 2008

monky

MONKY, Adjective: to be monk-like. Also: celibate. Not to be confused with "monkey" (a small to medium sized primate).

DEVOUT CATHOLIC: I really want to be a priest.

BISHOP: Are you monky enough?

by Agnos Morehead August 5, 2006

Munk Clunk

A gang in the 313 that consists of a bunch of white boys: shareeeef, A2, Pt, Jose, Mohammed, and all the oher Brethern.

Oh snap cuz, the Munk Clunk's are comin!

by Shareeeeef April 13, 2005

mucky crisp eater

A person who never buys their own drinks or snacks in a pub

Last night cost me a fortune, I was out with Jon, the mucky crisp eater
He's so tight, yeah, mucky crisp eater, that's what he ie

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 9, 2006

chunk munk

Another term for chunky monkey a bbw large person.

I dont date chunk munks

by Monster's university November 4, 2015

Minky

Often referring to a clown or pedo who wants dick

Abdikarim: Yo brah i heard you were with minky last night
Mustakim: Yeah he raped me. it was noice! :)

by The unknown boss June 26, 2016

munk

jizz, cum, spunk, sperm

I threw my munk all over her back.

by atombomb October 20, 2004