Drake Mallard

The only op on SADCHUB I'm not afraid to talk to. 14/f/japan no bakas ^____^

"Your absence has caused the hub to degenerate into a negro-filled e-detroit."

by Thermos February 24, 2004

Mallard

A person, usually male, who has a personality similar to that of a grumpy old man. This person is no fun, always appears tired, and tends to shoot down ideas. Voice is usually nasal, and pauses for a long time before speaking when in conversation and always wants to eat salty food. Tends to remind one of a duck (hence the name)

Person 1: Hey man, did you do last night's homework?
Person 2:.......No!
Person 1: Jeez ok. Did you get enough sleep last night?
Person 2:.......What do you think?
Person 1: Well I don't know that's why I asked.
Person 2:....... Do you have any peanuts?!
Person 3: Wow what a mallard

by JoshDuhamelin"When in Rome" November 6, 2011

Mullan

A person of which everyone, and i mean everyone, dipises, not because of thier bad nature but becuase they are very, very fat.

"Oh my god that mullan is blocking my view."
"your view of what?"
"Every thing!"

by Willy Ed February 3, 2008

mallard duck

Used in jobs where you are an instructor. You make this the perfect lesson plan, so when you stop caring about your job and a supervisor shows up to evaluate you, you look awsome.

Key Phrases in George Bush mallard duck speach: freedom, peace, oil

by Matt$ April 26, 2006

Millad

An individual with a fat cock.this boy has such a fat cock he gets all the bitches

Girl:you look like you’d be a millad
Guy:damn right I got one fat cock

by Millard the dank August 29, 2019

Rubber Mallard

A sex position in which the male hangs upside down by his ankles by a rubber cord attached to the ceiling. The female hangs on with her hands to whatever it is the male is hanging from, and this produces a nice bouncing effect with the rubber cord.

The term comes from the rubber cord used to attach the male's ankles to the ceiling with, and the term "mallard" is due to the fact that the male, when hanging upside down, resembles how a mallard looks when it is being hung upside down after being hunted.

The term is also the inspiration for a famous Ultimate Frisbee team, the "Rubber Mallards"

"What did you do last night?"
"Me and my girlfriend tried out the Rubber Mallard; it was amazing!"

by playa_h&f April 18, 2010

Mullaly

1. Tall, bald, scarecrow-like.

2. Music-Nazi.

3. Often uncontrollably touchy.

4. Often found to have broken collarbones or feet - see gimp

5. Desires "friends with priveleges" status with everyone he knows.

1. Wow, that man looks like SUCH a Mullaly!

2. Turn that down - it isn't Zepplin, Mullaly will go on a murderous homocidal rampage!

3. That Mullaly is touching me...*vomits*

4. Wow, that poor guy, he really is a Mullaly...

5. Ew, Mullaly is coming closer to me again.

by James and Mel April 24, 2005