stick-in-the-mud

A person who is dull and unadventurous and who resists change.

Conservative.

Her fun-loving boyfriend had become her stick-in-the-mud husband.

by bonmot58 December 8, 2012

mud-hose

When you walk into the public restroom and hear the sounds of explosive diareah amplified by the the porcelain you are hearing a mud-hose. A mud-hose usually emmits an oder similar to that of a nursing home bedpan.

I walked into the bathroom at work and heard Bill working his mud-hose.

by J T Naylor August 8, 2005

mud squirt

The act of projecting a mixture of shit and cum from the anus after a man has ejaculated during anal sex

Poor guy, he contracted a really bad eye infection after he got her mud squirt square in the eye

by BristolRob June 18, 2007

Mud jockey

A man who gives it to other men in the butt frequently is a mud jockey.

"Dude Peter you're such a mud jockey."

by Michael23 June 20, 2007

Mud Fuck

(n/v)During anal, the receiving partner has not properly washed her anal cavity and leaving behind pieces of feces which the male encounters.

(n)My girlfriend and I had a major Mud Fuck fest. It was nasty.
(v) I Mud Fucked my girlfriend.

by streetusa710 August 11, 2008

Mud Marine

Any Marine with an Infantry military occupational specialty.

Army Paratrooper: "So, you're a Marine? Are you a Mud Marine?"
U.S. Marine: "You damned right! 0311 Infantry! Oorah!"

by DSGT July 4, 2016

mud cat

(noun): when, in the act of anal sex, a man pulls his penis out of the womans anus and immediately inserts it into her vagina. thus; rendering the woman with a mud cat.

- "You can never really trust a girl until she'll let you give her a mud cat."

- Bill: "Why is Jimmy so upset?", Amy: "We can't have sex for a while because I developed a yeast infection after he gave me a mud cat."

by MISTEReE March 16, 2008