Mortal Kombat

The art of first embarrassing, then finishing off the one you're fucking, after you first have already ejaculated.
Only works if done while using the two key phrases: "mortal kombat" and "finish them/him/her".

"As he was coming he yelled: MORTAL KOMBAT! At the top of his lungs, and through the wall I could hear his roommates yell back: Finish Her!"

by SLO Bump April 2, 2010

Mortal Kombatted

To have your heart ripped out, Kano from Mortal Kombat styles by someone you have a crush on/love

Jason and Erica had been seeing each other for a few months. Erica was quite smitten but jason decided he didn't want to continue the relationship. Jason Mortal Kombatted Erica ... ripped out her heart and stood there with her heart in his hand

by discob April 13, 2011

morally reprehensible

Something that is actually repugnant which society applauds and upholds as celebratory due to the decline of social & pop culture mores.

A grown azz man marrying his 13 or 14 year old cousin is unequivocally morally reprehensible.

by Hand Solo III, Esq. October 8, 2022

Bureau of Morality

A fictional organization from the alternate reality game to the Nine Inch Nails Album Year Zero. The purpose of the Bureau is to keep citizens in line and make sure they aren't doing anything they consider "un-american" such as expressing dissapointment with the government. Extreme punishments are handed down to people who do break their laws and use their voice.

Our schoolboard's really become the Bureau of Morality, it sucks!

by Gaaraofthedamned January 19, 2011

mortaliles

fucking twats who like to set people on fire
Sexy beast....

"my foot is getting hot!!"

"the flaming middle finger!"

"burn, burn motherfucker!"

mortaliles

by muahahahah April 21, 2007

Moral-inhibitor

A person that regardless of the time of the day or the circumstances, has the ability to make you do something stupid and against your high moral standards, without even trying!

"I can't go to the mall with you any more"

Moral-inhibitor "Why"

"I swam in the fountain, naked, and got arrested"

Moral-inhibitor "I didn't tell you to do it"

"Well no, but i just do stuff like that when I am around you"

by Hal-hal February 19, 2009

morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.

"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."

by dlc671 April 3, 2009