Morbsexuality

A sexual orientation directed towards Morbius.
A morbsexual person is attracted to Morbius sexually, they want to fuck Morbius.

Person 1: Are you straight, or do you have another sexual orientation?
Person 2: I'm morbsexual.
Person 1: What? Morbsexuality isn't a thing...
Person 3: Um, actually, morbsexuality is a serious thing and anybody who has watched Morbius is easily morbsexual.

by lmaolmao3500 June 1, 2022

Morbius day

The day the hit film Morbius was released, marking the beginnings of Morbing in society. April 1st, 2022.

"Oh my gosh guys! it's Morbius Day!"

by Decafbear June 3, 2022

Morbius is a bad movie.

The most incorrect sentence ever.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Morbius?
Person 2: Yes, but I have to say, Morbius is a bad movie.
Person 1: MORBIUS HATER DETECTED: SEND THE NUKES

by linton411 June 4, 2022

morbster

Menace to society, destroys everything they hold dear to themselves with their addiction to the hit movie morbius featuring venom and EDP445

LAURA pls it’s been 6 years, I’m not crazy I’m just a morbster

by Notcrazyjustmorbin June 6, 2022

morbium

An undiscovered element that causes morbiuation poisoning.

1: “Hey, my doctor says I need more morbium”
2: “Morbius”

by Chief the Bull June 15, 2022

Morbese

A person who likes Morbius (they are obese)

"Yo, you seen Joe? he's such a Morbese.

by ChuddieSucker March 10, 2023

Morbius Baiting

When a movie hints at Morbius being in it, but he never appears.

Man 1(leaning over to friend while watching a move): Holy shit, I think thats Morbius
Man 2: That's not actually Morbius, the movie is just Morbius Baiting

by ACTUALLYANNA+66 June 10, 2023