Mooflon

A large lady; typically with children, who is seen at the cheap end stores like Walmart or trailer parks. A common sight is to see a mooflon staring blankly into space, perhaps because they have some type of vitamin deficiency or they are albinos. Seconds away from a major self inflicted illness or injury.

Check that "mooflon" in aisle 4 staring at the bulk candy. I was just walking past her and she grunted at me and sprayed diabetes on my face.

You can't remember *****? She's that "mooflon" that fell in the kitchen and broke her leg because she is such a fat bitch.

by Frank Boothe January 2, 2008

Mooftastic

Something unbelievable. Something so incredibly cute that you want to die.

A furry bunny is "mooftastic." A baby puppy is also "mooftastic."

by Poofin October 1, 2008

My Moody

A male friend chosen by fellow men to accompany them to bars to attract the attention of women who would not normally pay attention to them. In reference to David Duchovny's roll as Hank Moody in Showtime's Californication where he has countless attractive women flirting with him.

Dave: "Why do you always bring Steve to these things, he doesn't even speak half the time."
John: "What do you expect, he's my Moody."

by Cardinal Lycrath June 17, 2011

moopy toast

Toast that is soggy.

The moopy toast that is placed under fried foods to suck up the oil.

by moopy toast January 22, 2009

Mooey

Another more cooler meaning for grumpy

It is raining, i don't like rain...this makes me mooey

by Deejy February 4, 2010

moof

A 1930's italian mobster; a gangster; a mafioso

Jimmy got whacked by some moof.

by Justice Lou May 13, 2005

Moony

A forumite regular known almost exclusively for SPAM, insults, and petty hissy-fits. Common traits include issuing death threats and hollow insults. Can be used to describe a users personality, online persona, or posting qualities. A common substitute for the word 'noob' (see noob).

"Jesus Christ dude, WTF was that - you're the new Moony"

by A. Secret August 7, 2006