Montana Footlong

A hastily given blowjob behind a subway

Witnessing a Montana footlong makes you wanna bleach your eyes

by BruhsandBruhdettes March 1, 2020

Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra

Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.

by MemesAreCancer May 18, 2020

montana duke

the best american horror story character as well the hottest person in the world. no one competes with her

hey! i just met montana duke !
really? ur lucky u met the best person in the world

by montanadukesimp June 17, 2021

Montana Triple

Verb. To piss, shit, and puke simultaneously.
Noun. The act of performing the Montana Triple or the results of a Montana Triple.

Verb: "Stand back. I'm about to Montana Triple."
Noun: "I found a Montana Triple in the bathtub."

by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021

Montaloo

Montaloo is Montaloo

Oh Shit its Montaloo. Have you seen Montaloo?

by Montaloo January 16, 2022

montana jordan

An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style

I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s

montana sure does have a sexy accent

by Salesmanwhatugonnasell December 26, 2021

Montana punch bowl

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a cup for liquids to be drank out of

I made a cup for her wine with my ball sack she smiled and said wow that’s “Montana punch bowl”

by BeelynnD February 10, 2022