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Montana Footlong

A hastily given blowjob behind a subway
Witnessing a Montana footlong makes you wanna bleach your eyes
by BruhsandBruhdettes March 1, 2020
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Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra
Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.
by MemesAreCancer May 18, 2020
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montana duke

the best american horror story character as well the hottest person in the world. no one competes with her
hey! i just met montana duke !
really? ur lucky u met the best person in the world
by montanadukesimp June 17, 2021
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Montana Triple

Verb. To piss, shit, and puke simultaneously.
Noun. The act of performing the Montana Triple or the results of a Montana Triple.
Verb: "Stand back. I'm about to Montana Triple."
Noun: "I found a Montana Triple in the bathtub."
by skjaldbaka November 16, 2021
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Montaloo

Montaloo is Montaloo
Oh Shit its Montaloo. Have you seen Montaloo?
by Montaloo January 16, 2022
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montana jordan

An absolute legend with a sexy af accent and great hair he also has impeccable muscles and incredible style
I wish my hair was as good as montana jordan’s

montana sure does have a sexy accent
by Salesmanwhatugonnasell December 26, 2021
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Montana punch bowl

When a man stretches his ball sack out to make a cup for liquids to be drank out of
I made a cup for her wine with my ball sack she smiled and said wow that’s “Montana punch bowl
by BeelynnD February 10, 2022
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