monster verse

Pull up in a monster automobile gangster, with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka, Yes I'm in a tonka, Color of Willy Wonka, You could be the King, But watch the Queen Conquer. First things first, I'll eat your brains, then Imma start rocking Gold teeth and fangs, 'cause that's what a motherfuka monsta do, hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster do, Monster Giuseppe Heels is the Monster Shoe, Young Money is the roster and the monster crew! And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank, with a funny face, and if I'm fake, I ain't noticed, cause my money aint. "So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie? While my features and my shows ten times your pay? 50k for a verse", no album out, yeah my money so tall that my barbies gotta climb it, hotter than a middle eastern climate, find it, Tony Mattlehorn duty wine it, wine it, Nicki on your titties when I sign it, and these n----- so one track minded, "But I really really don't give an F U C K. Forget barbie. Fuck Nicki, cause she's fake. She on a diet" But my pockets eatin cheesecake... and I say, bride of Chucky is childsplay. I just killed another career, it's a mild day. Besides yay, they can't stand besides me. I think me and you should menage friday.Pink Whip Thick Ass Give Em Whip Lash
Think Big Get Cash Make Em Blink Fast
Now Look At What You Just Saw
This Is What You Live For
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm a motherfuckin MONSTER

"I love the monster verse. Nicki killed it!"
"Yes man I know. I can't stop listening to it. It gives me power."
"I'm obsessed, I can even rap the whole thing!!"
"Me too... also I heard Kanye wanted to take it out of the song because it was too good!"

by VoiceRaw May 30, 2016

shnozzle monster

the one out of a group of friends whom is able to consume his own bodyweight in cocaine in an hour, with hilarious consequences

'mans just wafted 4 gram of cowie up his shnozzer, dang that guy's a shnozzle monster'

by deathznow September 12, 2006

Cringe Monster

A person who is disgusting or does disgusting things.

Chaz: Er, look at kerry, she has really greasy hair!
Emuls: I know! What a Cringe Monster!

Emily: I slept with my best mates boyfriend..
Chaz&Em: What a Cringe Monster!!

by Morrwick June 15, 2009

Grotto Monster

A greatly feared beast that resides in small shaded bodies of water. Preferred habitat is a cave with a waterfall covering the entrance. The Grotto Monster will spring upon prey and destroy them with powerful jaws and arms eating nearly every body part. Due to ferocious attacks he remains perhaps one of most feared monsters in Northern California although he has been spotted several times in southern California.

No one has every captured footage of the Grotto Monster, because no eyewitnesses are ever found. The earliest recording of the Grotto Monster's Legend is somewhere in the early 1980's. Although the sources are plentiful they remain spurious.

"Oh my God! Run for your lives its the Grotto Monster!"

by DR Griffin July 28, 2009

Monster cockadoodledoo

Sex as the sunrises

Me and shana did the old monster cockadoodledoo this morning

by Mastercaboose June 25, 2016

feeding the monsters

Monsters are in the toilet like in the movie Ghoulies. You have to go poop and feed them.

Mike says I'm going to go poop. Jane says your feeding the monsters.

by Tulsadude2009 January 4, 2017

monster shlong

(noun).
a large penis extending horizontally outward from the body for an abnormally long distance.

Sarah: my monster shlong is so big it could knight someone.
Carol: well my monster shlong is so big it could besiege a castle.

by sarah and Carol December 31, 2020