des moines

gutwrench and sorrow. the home of the world's fattest and ugliest people.

And that, Billy, is why the first word in Des Moines is pronounced Duh.

by Bob Wondernut March 25, 2005

mink

Lke a weasle but prettier.

I bought a mink coat and a zuchinni-munching weasle came at me with a chainsaw.

by El Fredo November 3, 2004

Frotting Minkle

A term used to slag your friends with.

Lance your frotting minkle get the beers in.

by The Scotsman September 23, 2005

Minket

Ugly, disgusting, repulsive, vile, abhorrent.

Gah! That tastes minket! - Oh my life, that tastes disgusting!

by Xenos February 28, 2003

Minker

A minker is a slut whos boobs are too big and their shirt always falls off.

Amor you're a minker!
Jessica is not a minker!
James is fat, He's a male minker!

by Chris Finethy January 20, 2007

Mink

A teenage boy, That wears a beanie, Band shirts, Shants, Tight Jeans, Vans, Toms, Listens to hardcore music such as (Asking Alexandria, Attack Attack!, The Devil Wears Prada, Etc.), Attends a lot of shows, and Pretends to dance around like a hooligan.

Guy 1: Hey! Look that kid Matt looks like a scene kid.
Guy 2: Nah, He's just a mink.

by mahammad poophead April 13, 2011

Mink valve

A females hairy anus or vagina.

She had a filthy mink valve.
I was put off by her mink valve.

by rudiruu July 3, 2009