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Select Model Syndrome

When an object (Normally a mobile phone or laptop) has problems that another object of the same model does not have.
Person 1: My iPhone doesn't seem to have any problems at all!
Pearson 2: Really? Damn it! The battery on mine doesn't last long at all!
Person 1: That's naaasty. Yours definitely has Select Model Syndrome.
Person 2: Ahh crap.
by AndrewC1995 March 17, 2011
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Stand and Model

Stand and Model or the shorthand SM is a term use to describe a subsect of people found within the fetish, Kink and BbSm lifestyle\scene that are known for attending fetish events in fetish clothing and not do anything but stand around and look pretty in their clothing, hence the term Stand and Model.

while most often the abbreviation SM is shorthand for the term Sadomasochism, but not exclusively as it can also be shorthand for Slave\Master, an sadism and masochism.

but as of lately SM has taken on the additional meaning with in the fetish scene to Stand and Model.
"Hey John what's up with that girl over there? I ask her if she like to play and she said she was not here to play, it was not her thing. what's up with her?

"It's not your fault Bill, She's one of those Stand And Model types, she here just to show off her new latex dress I bet."
by RealDom December 31, 2011
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Reverse Role Model

The exact opposite of a role model. A person that does virtually everything wrong and is the person you aspire NOT to be in life. A clusterfuck and a loser of epic proportions. If you do the opposite of everything this person does, you will be much better off.
Andy: What the actual fuck is Brett's problem? Why is he the way that he is?

Paul: Brett's what you call a "reverse role model". He lies, he cheats, he steals, he's ugly as sin. He's just a general piece of shit. Stay away from him because he will fuck you over when given the opportunity.

Andy: And I thought my middling 9-to-5 wagie life sucked. At least I'm not that guy.
by NippleFish666 February 15, 2023
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Internet Model

Chickenheads who either pay some douche bag to take half naked pictures of themselves or take them with their cell phones in a mirror and Photoshop them. These internet skanks then proceed to post them on social networking sites such as Facebook and Myspace and claim to be models.
"why are you half naked in your Facebook pictures and why are they all touched up?"

"oh, i'm a model"

"have you ever even beed paid to model"

"no, i'm a internet model yet to be discovered"

"so basically your a online whore?"
by samdirtystayout January 24, 2010
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Site Model

A person who thinks there really amazing because they own a camera, use picture editing software and has pictures on the internet.
Hey did you hear about that Site Model.
Yeah, there just people who think there amazing because they can use picture editing software, have a camera and know how to put pictures on the internet.
by bhrdkor June 19, 2011
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Camera Model

1. Girls who take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror
That Camera Model was hot! I believe she used a Canon, which took a very clear picture or her naked body. I think I might buy that camera. :p
by Ed Rooney February 25, 2009
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Yellow Model Chick

A female of oriental or asian descent who carry the most desirable characteristics of their race. Specifically those of the opposite sex, however these men can be of any race and not just oriental.
Chris Brown/Busta Rhyme/Lil Wayne: Look At Me Now
"Yellow Model Chick, Yellow bottle sippin' "
-Here the male rap singer has included and is singing about an oriental female.
by Lovely Lady Bean November 14, 2011
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