mitten

The act of "wearing" your bird like a mitten.

Specifically, thumb in the bullseye and digits up the furry cup

Man: get over here and have a mitten
Woman: the couch?

by dogga July 29, 2008

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.

"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

mitten

Four in the bum, the other with the thumb.

She was a cold bitch, so i needed to warm her up with a mitten.

by Thoughtful November 28, 2006

mitten

TO MITTEN: To hit, tap, bang, get caught in filgrante dilecto with, or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

by Katherine Jillian December 9, 2008

mitten

TO MITTEN: To "hit", "tap", "bang", "get caught in filgrante dilecto with", or otherwise have sexual relations with in hopes of resulting in procreation.

"I'd mitten dat"

"I'd mitten him senseless"

by Mitten Bird March 14, 2008

mittensmock

a little person, rather it be in size or power-wise

Bill- I wanna take over the world.
Dave- But your just a little mittensmock!

by Lizzy J February 2, 2006

Mittensmaid

Mittensmaid : swag girl very cool 😳😳

Mittensmaid

is super cool and swaggy girl very segsey.

by Mittens. July 26, 2021