Minge biscuit

A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"

"Christ! these minge biscuits aren't exactly putting me in the mood."

by don leslie May 7, 2008

Ming

Vagina

Me: So how about tonight?

Girlfriend: The Ming is closed for business.

Me: :(

by roflcopter696969696969696969 May 20, 2011

minge paste

A thick fish like paste that oozes from a slit A.K.A Tampon Socket usually found on the lips of a slag.

'Oi peelie lick my minge paste'
'errrr my thong is full of minge paste and it fuckin stinks'
'I havent washed my tuna tunnel for ages and it stinks of minge paste'

by Zac + DJ March 7, 2008

Minge-Bully

Being a pushy bossy woman and using your vagina as a powerful device to make men (with glasses) do things they would not necessarily do of their own accord.

My god, I thought the fringe was powerful then she goes all minge-bully on the speccie prick and he hasn't got a chance.

by DerekGibney December 9, 2008

Ming Hag

A full length feature and loose sequel to the film Haggard by Bam Margera.

Ming Hag is Bam Margera's second full length film staring the usual cKy crew.

by Ronnie Pirtle April 15, 2007

minge fringe

Women's pubic hair.

I've still got bits of your minge fringe in my teeth from the other night.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Minge Teaser

Used to descrige a man who teases the female organ and then refuses to finish the job by means of penile insertion.

"Stop fingering me and shag me you minge teasing bastard."

"Stop being a minge teaser and pork me."

by Julius Gray January 17, 2005