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middle decker

Related to the upper decker, this is when you take a crap onto the closed lid of a toilet. It gives a quicker reaction than an upper decker, while not being as damaging in the long run.
"Yo, Johnny left a middle decker on our only toilet! Now I gotta use the bushes!"
by Detonatornova June 26, 2006
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middle hitter

the completely kick-ass tall chick/bro who plays at (oh, glory) position 3 on the volleyball court. this stellar human being is responsible for delivering some freaking amazing hits, spikes, or tips onto that sorry opponent's court floor. middle hitter can also block like there's no tomorrow.
"wow, that middle hitter is the tallest chick with possibly the longest arms i've ever seen to grace this court...."
by polly] August 3, 2007
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Middle School sex

Middle School Sex - Premature sex in a School called middle school. Or very weak sex
Did you hear my child had Middle School Sex? 2. God middle school sex is such a pitty
by DaGrateGuy January 14, 2018
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middle class

A relatively financially stable class that generally works white collar jobs.
Class is defined by 4 things: Wealth (How much land/stocks/stuff you have. The top 1% of this country owns 80% of US wealth, leaving probably 15 - 20%to the middle class.), Income (Salary/wage of generally $60,000 - 150,000 or so, possibly more per year), Education (Generally middle class people have at least some college education), and Prestige (How respectable your job is, so that is why a plumber can be paid more than a IT person, but is considered working class).

Most people think the middle class is the class they are in. They think this because they know someone who has more money than they do, and someone who has less. Really, the middle class only makes up about 30% of the US population. A MUCH larger silent working class exists. The poverty line is a false indicator of middle class, as it is unsustainable and really the definition of "emergency poverty." Another words, financially, nutritionally, health-wise, families cannot make it when consistently within 200% of the poverty line without help.

The middle class is actually also a bit of a myth created by school and the media. It is seen as the ideal when in fact, in truth, it is out of the generosity of the working class (basically being underpaid to do all the grunt work that someone has to do) that keep the gears of this country well-oiled.

Sorry to break your bubble!
Most movies out there show Middle class as ideal if they talk about school. "Middle class values" = Hard work, perseverance, education.
by Sociology student April 17, 2006
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Middle man

Someone you hang out with and are friends with only because they are really good friends with someone you want to date or plow, and when you hang out with them, they're likely to invite the hot person.
Keith: I hear your hanging out with Larengo tomorrow. I thought you hated that Farkleberry?

Henry: no, I'm only doin it so I can meet that chick, Latrice. He's my middle man.
by KeithsDeadBaby February 22, 2011
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middle schooler

A middle schooler who wants to commit suicide, in other words, middle school in 2019.
"bro i feel nothing inside, i just want to die"
other dude: "YOUR A 12YO MIDDLE SCHOOLER STFU!!!"
by FakezFN September 23, 2019
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middle school

teacher: welcome to middle school
Boy 1: more like, welcome to hell
Bot 2: same thing!
by EddieVanHalenIzABeast April 13, 2011
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