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Michael Gove

Biggest piece of shit to come out of the 20th Century. The prick decided that teenagers needed even more stress by getting rid of nearly all course work and taking away books being allowed to be taken into English GCSE'S
Michael Gove decided to place a shit ton of unnessecary stress on top of already unstable teens by reforming the GCSE's
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Michael Brooks

Politically progressive author, co-host of The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder and host of The Michael Brooks Show. Many peoples' introduction to Cornel West and Richard Wolff. Deeply missed. Rest in power, Mr Brooks.
Me: "I really miss the way Michael Brooks would kick around Dave Rubin"
Someone else: "Well yeah but he also introduced me to Marxism and left politics"
Me: "Yeah, I'll miss that guy"
by Troi_Baker March 8, 2021
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Mary-Michael

The worlds most amazing sister. This person will be there for you at all times no matter what. And usually is the worlds best singer
random person- "Who is that"

another cool person- "Mary-Michael, the worlds best sister"

random person- "I heard she sings like a angle"

another cool person- "Yep, that's her for sure."
by Smileyourbeautiful! October 18, 2010
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Michael Bolton

Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?
THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON
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Michael Potato Head

A Michael Potato Head is a closeted, chubby, bald and self-loathing potato who allegedly has ED problems. When it comes to being a two faced, Michael takes the cake. Michael Potato Head's biggest issue, is he LACKS a true sense of self. He tends to be delusional and an angry potato most of the time, which is likely a self-defense mechanism in order to cope. Michael Potato Head and the truth mix like oil and water. Michael Potato Head is such a douche, that any girl that has ever been duped into a relationship with the dope, ends up upgrading when they meet someone else.
Marie - One of these days I'm going to have the finances to get out of this horrible relationship with Michael Potato Head...get this, he actually borrows money from his mother, who he bad mouths all the time, to pay our landlord the rent, and all because he spends our money ment for rent on his marijuana, booze, and golfing habits!

Karen - The writing is on the wall, Marie, you need to dump Michael Potato Head and upgrade. It's bad enough your sex life is horrible, you shouldn't be broke too. What did we learn today?

Marie - I need to upgrade my situation, and ASAP. You're the best, Karen. :)
by DoYouLikeApples July 16, 2010
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Michael

Michael comes off as a type of bad boy but in reality he is very ridiculous. He makes you smile and laugh even when you are having a sad day. He is super sweet, caring, and naturally helps others. He is absolutely the most wonderful person you have ever met. Once on your mind, you never stop thinking of him. When his arms are around you, you feel like you are in the safest place in the whole world and you never want to leave. The moment you are not around him anymore you miss him like crazy. Michaels morals are perfect and his looks steal your heart. His eyes twinkle when he is happy and this makes you melt. He is the most adorable thing ever! He will make your life one big adventure through exploring the world and learning new things. He is chill yet so much fun! Michael always expresses his true feelings, his love is so pure and when received it feels like a gift. Never let go of a Michael, he makes your life a living dream. He is beyond perfect.
Michael aka Mikey
My heart: *instantly falls in love with Michael*
by Daddy Mania ;) November 22, 2019
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michael kiske

former vocalist for power metal band helloween ... joined as a teen and was probably the best vocalist in the genre...

Listen to "keeper of the seven keys" to hear him at his best

he can also be heard on the metal opera albums by avantasia
by Junglemanchild April 13, 2005
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