smeeter meter

smeeter meter- a term like "gaydar" when you can just tell that someone has a small dick. like the term "smeet" that means you have a small dick.

right as i saw this faggot tyler, my smeeter meter went off. i knew he was a smeet.

by endmysufferingkms January 3, 2017

Penis meter

This is a measurement used for how when you want to know the depth you have in a girl.

Phillip , get me the penis meter right now.

by Penis meter July 11, 2018

Comparo-meter

Noun

Someone who has a habit or tendency to compare people or things.

She seems a comparo-meter to me as she always compares you with her past boyfriends.

by Zami Karzai August 10, 2018

bag meter

a quantification of how full one's bag is. the bag in question is filled with any measure of success (e.g. cash, gains, happiness, body count)

"Yo vinnie what's yo bag meter at?"

"Hmmm I'm at about 75% right now."

"Word."

Another example:
"Aye I heard Stevie's bag meter is pretty low today let's pick him up"

"Yea, let's get him a #9 from Chick-Fil-A"

"Bet"

by mynamenotnotjeff February 21, 2019

20 meter radius emerald splash

A move that can't be deflected used by a cherry loving donut with red hair while attempting to vibe check a blonde vampire.

Donut: take this DIO 20 meter radius emerald splash
Blonde guy: (X) Doubt

by Kakyoin Noriyaki February 4, 2021

Zirah meters

A Zirah meter is 4 feet long.

Hey look the pool is 2 Zirah meters tall.

by hrunke May 24, 2021

Seven-meter defeater

Noun
A very large cock

''Yo, nice seven-meter defeater''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021