Tits Mental

To go absolutley aff yer heid mental. Cuttin loose, wi nae regard for the consequences.

I cannae wait for the end of this lockdown pish; I'm gonna go absolutely tits mental.

by Bunyano March 28, 2021

mental day

The act of skipping either a event, such as school, or work, in order to clear your head, and de-stress from the overwhelming reality of life.

(also known as mental day off)

Guy #1: Dude, where were you in school today?
Guy #2: Oh, I was taking a mental day off from all that Calculus work.
Guy #1: I feel you, bro, I feel you....

by crazyjoe30 November 10, 2014

Mental capas

A shorter way to say mental capacity, which means the capacity that your brain can take.

Me: Says a joke.

Jonathan: I don't get it.

Me: uh, is it beyond your mental capas to get the joke.

by get it right the first time May 31, 2009

Mental Horsepower

When you personally have made a repair to a machine and feel that it works better just because you worked on it. Even if the part of the machine you worked on would not make it work any better.

Jim: "I replaced the heater core in my car, now it seems faster..."
Sam: "I've heard of that before."
Jim: "Seems to run smoother too!?"
Sam: "That's Mental Horsepower!"

by MNIGHT August 21, 2009

Mental Boner

Thinking of naughty things you could do to a girl without popping a boner.

Gabe: "Dude look at Amber dance."
John: "Yo! I had a Mental Boner looking at her."

by Candles18 July 9, 2011

jigga mentality

jay-z's way of thinking/his school of thought.
basic background can be depicked from the intro to his american gangster album
the opposite is bitchmentality

from jigga mentality, your gangster is not defined by how low your jeans fall by your waist but more how your genes stand
over his expectionsgovernmentality

by gro2lid trev May 1, 2009

Mentality Gang

(adjective) What your band teacher uses to describe you after they compare themselves to the victims of the Parkland Shooting because she feels threatened that people don’t like her.

“You guys have Mentality Gang and shouldn’t come on the Hawaii trip!”

by Jonny213 May 28, 2018