Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on a toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dicks bend backwards and gets poop on it

I was taking a shit last night and discovered that if you sit too far forward, that you get messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

Messy Balls

When one sits so far forward on their toilet seat, while taking a messy dump, that their dick bends right up into their arse and gets shit on it.

I was taking a massive dump last night, while on the edge of my seat, and got messy balls.

by TheTurnedOnTelly March 27, 2022

maisy-jai

Fabulous human being. A tractor of women.

You need a maisy-jai in your life

by Dino._.yeah April 27, 2022

messy mexican

A plate of Mexican food all mixed together

I like to eat my messy Mexican with hot sauce.

by Food critic November 30, 2022

Messy Mexican

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.

Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice

by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 3, 2022

messy

getting rid of your problems with evidence

You messy doing that right here with all these eyes

by Kaetag December 27, 2022

Messy Dinner

The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.

He totally gave that hoe a messy dinner.

by Kaeleker February 14, 2023