maybe-perhaps

The most passive aggressive way of saying "no".
"Maybe" is about 40% of "yes", and "perhaps" is approx. 20% of "maybe".

person 1: Are you going to look for a job today?

person 2: Look, I just woke up and it's only 3 o'clock in the afternoon. I still need my morning coffee, so after that I'll start job hunting, maybe-perhaps.

by shootandrun October 8, 2009

Mom and Dad Maybe

Basically means no, or unlikely to happen.

A mom and dad maybe (aka parental maybe) can be used by anyone for any reason, but is most often used by parents as an answer to a child's question.

EX Mom and Dad Maybe:

Child: Hey, Mom, I don't have any homework, can I spend the night at Jimmy's house?

Mom: Maybe, but it's a school night.

by Dtone157 January 7, 2017

I took the top off the Maybach

Means my guy done got circumcised

Person 1: Hey man I took the top off the maybach
Person 2: Congratulations now you won’t have to deal with that dick cheese

by The Heart Burn Kid December 7, 2021

Maybe I should join a Church

Maybe I should . It would give me a reason to do something with my life

Maybe I should join a Church

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 1, 2021

Yeah Maybe

A stupid band formed by 4 locals of the Pacific Northwest.

Have you heard of this local grunge band Yeah Maybe? It’s trash

by Sarahmf01 December 18, 2022

maybe next weekend

A term used to avoid unpleasant situations while still managing to sound polite and slightly interested.

Jack O'Fonher:"Want to come to the movies with me? I'll even take you to dinner!"
Handa Mia: "Um.... I'm busy. Maybe next weekend"

Pamela Handerson: "You were great. Are you sure you don't want to spend the night?"
Mike Hawk: "Maybe next weekend"

by Nicky Ashley March 2, 2011

maycock

A massive faggot that has no dick and looks a lot like an alien. They have no friends and get recked all the time. They are also massive scrublords.

Hey Dave stop sucking dick, people will think your a maycock.

by Calius the great poon pounder April 15, 2014