madhuri

Name given to a short Indian girl with a very high voice and who thinks is right about everything. Her thinking she is right automatically makes her wrong. See also penis.

Madhuri makes me want to put a bullet in my own head.

by risto1116 November 11, 2008

Mathurbation

Rubbing your abacus until one blows his equations all over ones Pi.

of or relating to Mathematics

Although crippled by Lou Gehrigs disease, Professor Steven Hawkings is still able to stimulate his libido by a healthy dose of mathurbation.

by Chantel Flanery, Nick Zarvis January 30, 2008

kim mathers

Eminems.ex.wife.
mother.and.aunt.to.three.little.girls.
coke.head.
bisexual.slut.
dirty.white.trailer.trash.

Motto: "Rehab is for quitters"

Gold digging blonde bitch

by L January 3, 2005

Kim Mathers

hotty

kim is hot

by matt hines May 25, 2003

Maturist

To show maturity.

SaltCreekRat isn't the "maturist" outwar player in the game.

by 4U2NV June 20, 2003

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

A FUCKING GREAT RAPPER! who is commonly confused for being the best rapper alive, although incredibly lyrically talented, he is liked by the fucking ignorant white suburban teenagers who define urban dictionary. the same ignorant chodes who call Lil Wayne a shitty pop mainstream rapper. YOU DO REALIZE LIL WAYNE HAS HAD LIKE ONE SONG ON THE TOP 40 CHARTS LIKE EVER? Have you heard eminems new album? Rihanna? Pink? how more poppy mainstream can you get???!! and dont even mention this little bitch ass yungin called B.o.B. people say hes saved hip hop! the most mainstream thing on the planet. i live in DC and trust me NO REGULAR BLACK KIDS I KNOW LIKE HIM!

Lil Wayne is the bet rapper alive! his metaphors are out of this fucking world! too bad lolipop is some shit, maybe i should not be ignorant and listen to his good stuff on the internet. man i wish Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers didnt go all pop on us. This B.o.B kid is a lil bitch!

by therealfukintruth September 21, 2010

Pre-mature esextingulation

To be sexted while the sexter is out of town but obviously plans to sext you when he returns to where you both live.
(also see Sexting)

Alans at the beach but he is totally sexting me, well I guess since he is not home it is Pre-mature esextingulation.

by lani32518 January 1, 2009