masterbawling

1. The act of masturbating while overly upset.
2. Reaching orgasm while ugly crying.
3. The current head of the Bawling family.

Having had many adult beverages and feeling very sad, Phil began masterbawling to a particularly attractive P4P on The Dirty. masturbate bawling

by PhilPerrier September 1, 2015

MasterBaiter

The word Masterbaiter is a joke on the internet for jerking off

Jerry is a Masterbaiter

by UnoriginalName123 December 4, 2016

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016

masterbake

When you smoke weed and masterbate.

"I materbake because is feels better!" -Blake
"Hey bro do you care if I masterbake in your car real quick?"
"I love to masterbake but it's sooooo messy."

by M33RKAT March 6, 2017

Masterbatrix

The art of dodging ones own semen after completion

Masterbatrix
Dude 1: dude i just totally did the masterbatrix
Dude 2: whats that?
Dude 1: where u dodge your own cum
Dude 2: and here i was taking it in the face all these years!

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

Masterbeef

To lift weights in the gym by yourself

Dude this sucks i don't have a lifting partner, i always have to masterbeef.

by Yendricklamar July 21, 2017

Masterbait

other pronounce of the word masturbate. Usually used by master and baiters.

John likes to masterbait, because he is alone.

by ZezinhoMendonça October 27, 2017