Maskerbating

Debating about masks. The foolish act of wasting one’s time and energy debating evidence and “reasons” for and against the wearing of a mask. Please feel free to be creative and use the word in a sentence.

Stop maskerbating with the store owner. Put one on or get the f*** out of Dodge.

by PTDrooster May 24, 2020

masterbate

guy: when you rub the shaft of your penis untl you orgasm.
(sometimes requires the use of lubricants)
(not reccomended to exceed three times each day)

girls: use of fingers to touch the clitoris
(sometimes requires the use of a vibrator)

andrew uses the fleshlight to masterbate.

by supersimon June 11, 2006

cashers mashers

Cash Machine. Simple as that.

hey, do you mind if we stop by a cashers mashers? I'm needing some cashish.

by greg July 16, 2008

masher

A man who exudes total confidence in all situations. A masher will back down to no man, and often emerges decidedly victorious from any physical confrontation or daring act. As a result of the mashers extreme confidence, a masher is no stranger to having his way with many an attractive woman.

Though he's a raging anti-semite, Mel Gibson does have littany of masher roles to complement his body of work

by mstephen December 21, 2007

masterbate til bleedage

1. To masterbate so terrible hard, and/or hard, that the edge of your penis begins to bleed, and, soon enough, the bleeding spreads to your whole penis, causing it to hurt to urinate, orgasam or do whatever you do with it for the next 3 days.

Oh god, last night, Chris said he was jacking off so hard, he started to bleed...says it hurts to piss now...

by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005

masterbateing

fishing bait, mixture of corned beef and bread made into a paste.

"good god you'v had loads of fish today mate" "thats because i've been masterbateing"

by w&f January 18, 2009

Masterbationist

The act of one human alone frequetly masterbating nonstop.

Jon Marshall is a frquent masterbationist to good house keeping.

by Phillis Dickinme February 1, 2010