I'm going through an ugly opposite marriage. I just can't be married to that bitch, Miss California, anymore.
by dichron April 22, 2009
Get the opposite marriagemug. 1. (Archaic) A sexless marriage
2. The marriage of a gay man to a straight woman (what we'd today call his beard)
2. The marriage of a gay man to a straight woman (what we'd today call his beard)
In old hollywood gay actors would enter into white marriages to protect their reputations. Some things don't change...
by raphion December 21, 2008
Get the White Marriagemug. 1. the depressed feeling experienced after one of you kneel and/or before the hike down the aisle.
2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.
2. the abstract black hole in your cardiac system possibly somehow related to an individual definition and fear of marriage.
She had a redneck marriage, carried the marriage blues, and died of the yellow plague.
What caused Laura to become a stewardess.
An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!
depression sadness fear vows wedding engagement
What caused Laura to become a stewardess.
An ignorant person may be found cursing: You ungrateful... ungrateful slut, you should be married!
depression sadness fear vows wedding engagement
by lady.in.white. April 12, 2012
Get the marriage bluesmug. by Marcus Marez February 18, 2010
Get the Lavender Marriagemug. 
Get the Tax Marriagemug. 1. Navigating the difficulties of marriage for the better of the whole and not just for you as an individual. Rising to the occasion and being responsible in your marriage,
Living up to expectations and the commitments you agreed to before God and witnesses.
2. When a person strategically weds above their pedigree.
Living up to expectations and the commitments you agreed to before God and witnesses.
2. When a person strategically weds above their pedigree.
by tvgurl March 23, 2020
Get the MARRIAGING UPmug. When you are tired of being married to the same woman but you don't want to divorce her so secretly marry multiple different women.
Bro I got sick of being married to the same woman so I started marriage hopping, you should try it sometime.
by Kevbott🐵 March 15, 2022
Get the Marriage hoppingmug.