Manikeyfuck

An exclamation with no true meaning whatsoever. An utterance which absolutely nobody understands. Some wandering mis-typed word in an e-mail that has you guessing as to it's true meaning for weeks on end.

"After I slammed my face into the wall I yelled manikeyfuck!"

by Mike Pick April 20, 2007

mankid

substitute for son. refers to a child in middle age

Finally, my mankid is coming to visit Australia!,

by aussie mom August 25, 2011

Mankind

A term which continues to be used to refer to all of humankind but which, by virtue of the fact that it refers only to the male portion of the population, is both inaccurate and sexist.

How come people still use the word "mankind" as a synonym for "humankind"?? It's the 21st century for fuck's sake!

by clarencedarrow April 29, 2005

mank

A form of masturbation. (notice that a "M" is an upside down "W" WANK---MANK) This is when a person sexually stimulates themselves by massaging the prostate gland throgh the rectal wall. In laymans terms "Fingering you ass until you come."

1: "dude did you hear that bill tried to have a mank the other day and had to go to hospital for internal bleeding?"
2: "thats a damn shame"

by rotten egg April 13, 2006

Mank

If the word "jank" is ever banned, just say "mank."

You'd normally say: This stuff is jank.

Now you say: This stuff is mank.

by fruityfed April 22, 2009

mank

Part of the mank-jank-skank-rank-gank scale of just how bad something is. All are negative terms.

gank is worse than
rank is worse than
skank is worse than
jank is worse than
mank

Your clothes are pretty manky

by James Keenan May 30, 2006

Madoka#1337

Madoka#1337 is a very cool discord user, and they love their gf!

Madoka#1337 loves their gf fr

by madoka#1337 February 5, 2023