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Manhattan Manhole

When a chick is eating your ass from the back and you fart her tongue out your asshole.
April was eating Donatello’s ass from the back and she was served a manhattan manhole.
by Ezzel85 October 17, 2025
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The Walsh Manoeuvre

The art of getting absolutely no girls ever, for the rest of your life. This usually leads you to dieing a virgin.
Damn, can you believe that guy's about to die and he's still a virgin? He totally pulled of The Walsh Manoeuvre.
by Jack901 September 14, 2009
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The Brighty Manoeuvre

The 'Brighty Manoeuvre' occurs when a 'lightweight' individual becomes overly intoxicated upon drinking a single standard drink. Usually preceding a day of absence from work/school due to an excessive hangover.
The Brighty Manoeuvre; Bloody Jacob isn't here today cause he's too hung-over from that single 'vodka cruiser'.
by Cpt Jerpa May 1, 2014
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Tactical assault manoeuvre

An advanced form of the karma sutra for sadists.
She asked me what my favourite sexual position was? I said I don't do sexual positions I do tactical assault manoeuvres!!! Can also be shortened to T.A.M. Time!!!
by Luciferslube November 30, 2015
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First Degree Manhoodslaughter

A death resulting from the repeated action of beating someone wildly with your penis. The coroner's report usually shows multiple mushroom shaped bruises to the skull region.
Gentleman: Guys, I am getting charged with first degree manhoodslaughter. I may be canned for a number of years.

Friend: What is that?

Gentleman: I accidently killed my girlfriend last month. She wouldn't swallow my load so I started beating her senseless with my man pipe. I stopped too late and now am facing that charge.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017
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I'll eat your mangoes

Quite literally that they will eat your mangoes
Mess with me and I'll eat your mangoes
by clear misogyny April 30, 2020
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Mermaid in a Manhole

when a Chad goes to a girls High school sporting event and gets lucky at the event
Scott went to the girls volleyball game left Suzy under the bleachers like a mermaid in a manhole
by bloodmon October 13, 2021
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