Mayonnaise

The marks left on the sides of the toilet bowl after taking a dump

When I went to take a poo, I saw that the person before me left some mayonnaise

by Pooeater123 July 1, 2019

mayonnaise

The most disgusting thing in the whole world and also something that you should only use on a sandwich to make it less dry and if you use it otherwise you should die in a hole in the back of a corner store with a broken vending machine and you should also live with your ex

Mayonnaise is nasty just like yo Mama

by READ THIS SUCKERS April 18, 2020

mayonese

man these

mayonese alota people here

by DJ January 21, 2004

mayonaise gargler

Somebody who is a homo.

Are you searching naked pictures of Tom Cruise on google? You little mayonaise gargler!

by CordsCords November 24, 2006

Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is the best condiment. Mayo beats out Mustard by a fat mile.

"Ayy bro want some mustard?"
"Hell nahh, I don't want toilet juice. Give me some of that Mayonnaise. You know that sweet life cream?"

by Larks D November 2, 2018

Mayonaisse Aisle

Taking someone to the mayonaisse aisle means you're going to have sex with them.

Hey honey, I'm feeling sorta frisky. How about you and me head over to the mayonaisse aisle?

by silentsid December 24, 2009

makyna

A Makyna is hot, smart, kind, and compassionate. Any guy would be lucky to have a Makyna. She has a rockin bod with the IQ of Einstein. Guys if you have a Makyna, you better take good care of her and show her off. Don't make her do what she doesn't want to without expecting to get dumped. She tries or new things. If she doesn't like it, she doesn't do it anymore and you can't make her. She's independent. Take care of her!

Person 1: Is that a Makyna?
Person 2: What's a Makyna?
Person 1: Makyna's are HOT dude!!

by Bdkwlwnfjc May 14, 2018