Simp Magnet

A female soothsayer of men that personalizes her actions to receive every ounce of attention she can get from a simp.

Guy 1"Astrid flirts with to so many boy's to the point that they're obsessing over her but never actually dates one, what should I call her a hoe?"
Guy 2 " That's what a Simp magnet is my friend."

by bruhmoment6969 March 20, 2020

Fuckin' Magnets

How do they work?!

Shaggy: Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?!

Me: Uh well you see Shaggy, positrons from one magnet are attracted to electrons from another.

by Carador October 21, 2010

simp magnet

a female thats so fine she can effortlessly attract a simp

You can tell when the simp magnets walk in cuz all the simps give her their attention

by Krispy Hot D April 13, 2020

Fap Magnet

a girl, porn or animal this so hot he/she attracts fapping

did you see lisa? she's such a Fap Magnet

by RyuuKage January 16, 2009

Magneto

(n.)
The name given to the biggest Jew out of your friends, the one who picks up all the pennies, nickels, and dimes.

Me: "Wow, Joey was being such a Jew today, he pretty much had the power to grab anything metal and picked up all the coins off of my living-room floor and put in in his pocket!"
Friend: "Wow, what a Magneto"

by AnthOhKnee July 17, 2011

Magness

When one takes a giant dump upon someones chest whilst they are asleep, then, with a hair dryer, melts the turd untill it's a liquid substance upon the sleeping victim

James: What did you do last night?
Scott: I slept over my friends house. He didn't stop snoring so i gave him a stinking magness

by scottiieee90 December 11, 2011

Manger

Man anger. A level of anger so intense it can only be reached by the male sex. Interestingly enough, manger is often caused by the female sex.

After Jan tried to force him to watch The View, Jeff was so mangry that he punched a hole in the wall.

Eric's manger problem was unable to be remedied by attending regular anger management classes.

by bunthole April 25, 2011