Fuckin' Magnets

How do they work?!

Shaggy: Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?!

Me: Uh well you see Shaggy, positrons from one magnet are attracted to electrons from another.

by Carador October 21, 2010

simp magnet

a female thats so fine she can effortlessly attract a simp

You can tell when the simp magnets walk in cuz all the simps give her their attention

by Krispy Hot D April 13, 2020

Fap Magnet

a girl, porn or animal this so hot he/she attracts fapping

did you see lisa? she's such a Fap Magnet

by RyuuKage January 16, 2009

Magneto

(n.)
The name given to the biggest Jew out of your friends, the one who picks up all the pennies, nickels, and dimes.

Me: "Wow, Joey was being such a Jew today, he pretty much had the power to grab anything metal and picked up all the coins off of my living-room floor and put in in his pocket!"
Friend: "Wow, what a Magneto"

by AnthOhKnee July 17, 2011

fag magnet

A certain individual, primarily a man, that attracts gay men. Usually because the said individual is a fag himself.

Every time Landon goes out he always ends up taking some guy home with him. He has turned out to be quite the fag magnet!

by Roy Caceras January 30, 2009

fag magnet

a gay guy who gets alot of men

WOw shant the fag magnet got alot of guys at the gay club

by JAMES TYLER January 23, 2007

timmy mallet

a crazy mother fucker

ignore him, he's a timmy mallet

by tipsy March 10, 2004