MoPro

Short for Mobile Professional. Mobile Professionals are white-collar workers who spend at least 50% of their work hours away from their home office.

Mobile professionals are often characterized by crackberry addiction, high divorce rate, pearly whites, and inflated titles like "Emerging Technology Strategist."

My boss is a MoPro so I spend most of my time at work browsing MySpace.

by RickDT November 6, 2008

moperton

one who is unable to get aroused in the crotchal region

I was totally going to bone that guy until I found out he was a total moperton.

by jr maxfield December 27, 2007

Molar Flambet

A most painful way to die, consisting of:

- An open mouth
- Two parts Vodka
- A lighter

You know what a molar flambet is, don't you Jack? I've heard they're quite delicious.

by The Mysterious Mr. z October 29, 2009

modarmy

A group of awesome individuals that show commitment and enthusiasm in what they do, and keep everybody's experience a joyful one.

the modarmy is the best there is.

by suicidemissionman January 22, 2010

moarmon

Someone who is completely stereotypical of the mormon faith.

Did you here Sarah had her 5th child before she was 20. She is so moarmon.

by ggmopod December 14, 2010

monarded

This word was made when a friend got so drunk ' he puked and shit himself ' his last name was monard

He or she was so drunk they shit all over the place

He is fucken monarded

by a guy who saw this .... January 8, 2014

Mogar cum

The ejaculate of the warrior Mogar. If consumed it will yield effects similar to that of spinach to Pop Eye and turn the drinker in to the son of Mogar.

Gavin repeatedly suffocated on the moon until he sipped the Mogar cum. as the son of Mogar he no longer required oxygen and is free to defend the moon base from evolved moon mobs.

by HarryTPHD February 4, 2014