in texas hold'em, the act of hitting a river card to defeat your opponent when you had no business winning the hand.
by hamiltonporter June 26, 2020
Get the mitchedmug. Shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school bitch
Mitch Kann is a shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school poof who sucked cock for rock
by Booby jimmy booby in ya mum September 19, 2019
Get the mitch kannmug. When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.
Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.
by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023
Get the Mitch McConnell Eyesmug. It is the B word but more appropriate, you can say it around the house if u wish and no one can be mad.
by Wilson Luver June 27, 2020
Get the Mitchmug. mitch is a silly fella with a big heart. sometimes has an attitude, but usually pretty chill.
hes fun to talk to, and super understanding
10/10 hater
hes fun to talk to, and super understanding
10/10 hater
Mitch is so cool
by cheeseandmacabroni May 7, 2025
Get the Mitchmug. 
by tichmiller101 November 16, 2020
Get the TT Mitchmug.