midget problems

1. Doesn't get enough head.
2. Always wants head.
3.Gets head from other People and say to ther Boyfriend or girlfriend it didn't mean anything to them

1."Man you don't get enough head boi you have midget problems."
2."Boi you always want head you got midget problems."
3."Boi you been getting head from everyone but me and you say it don't mean a thang boi please you got midget probles!"

by Chrissy Perry March 12, 2005

Midget Overlord

An east-coast high-school terminology meaning: "To exert authority, with low stature".

"Charlie really is a Midget Overlord," said Tom. "He is the coolest kid on campus."

by CharlesD May 6, 2006

midget salad

a sexual position that is usually used on forign people on the 4th of july while having sex with taco salads
(not to be confused with midget sundae

yes ill have the midget salad with ranch dressing

by scott wakeling March 24, 2003

Midget Spinner

A small, preferably Mexican human being that simply is able to move by oneself (or is able to move when kicked by other, more superior beings) that spins around in a circle.

*when viewing a small adult spinning around in a circle*
"Oh, Brad, look over here. I found a midget spinner."

by jugheadj0nes May 21, 2017

midget sharks

A shark ridden by randy midgets with the sole purpose of jumping Yan's bones.

Not to be confused with Oompa-Loompa husbands.

"Shit! The midget sharks are attacking Florida's shores! That Russian guy must be here!"

by S. December 6, 2004

midget wrestling wankbag

A tiny midget, who would like to "put it inside" anything that walks...

Tubs is a midget wrestling wankbag, and he totall wants to put it inside Joanne

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

Midget Fun

A fun activity where you and a friend or two come up with new, creative ways to beat, kill, demean, or otherwise torture midgets.

Please note: This is not a sexual thing it's just for good ol' fashion fun

To pass the time in class me and my friend have Midget Fun.

by Aram A. February 25, 2008