rasterbator

A person who spends too much time on the Internet or the computer in general.

Damnit, he's been on Newgrounds all day. He is such a rasterbator .

by j2p September 24, 2005

masterbatorioum

the room in which you beat your meat....jerk jill...pullin pud..making a hand party...take your pick

"man yesterday i was deep in a session and my mom walked right into my masterbatorioum!!!!"

by goggles72 November 24, 2009

masterbatoraid

the master of bater aid

when someone type it on your fucking computer and gets you moved to a different seat.......FUCK!!!!!! robby why are you soooooo damn funny

by Dan stizzle September 18, 2003

masturbatorian

A person who is obsessed with watching and fantasizing about people masturbating.

BRO! Why do you always ask me if i'm jacking off? You must be a total masturbatorian.

by meat/beat August 18, 2010

masturbator in chief

When a sitting president ignores or feebly responds to a natural disaster.

George W. Bush was a masturbator in chief when Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans.

by Ross_Krotemn April 27, 2014

masterbating date-imitater

The guy who imagines a whole date with a girl using his hand as the girl. He'll cook diner and then just makeout with his hand too scared to make a move, c,mon you know they exist....

.....also, he may put clothes on it, even name it

Doug: "Hey Rocco, remember Norb?"

Rocco: "Ya, man, he used to try and get me to talk to Julie, ...I mean his hand, ...really freaked me out man.

Doug: "Dude I know, he was a classic case of a masterbating date-imitater."

by deliverer of babys January 16, 2011

masterbation spot

a place in online games (like black ops, MW2, ect.) were you can hide for long enough to fap without the fear or getting killed.

matt wanted to fap, but he was playing black ops so he found a good masterbation spot and got the job done.

by snowboardingafghan August 23, 2011