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massive cleaves

by Segaga September 19, 2015
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massive small

by Spandexrollerboots November 26, 2015
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Massive Dong

Person A: What does a massive Dong look like?
Person B: Just look between his legs, he's hung like a horse
by Anal Wizard June 23, 2016
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massive cuck

A cuck of such magnitude that no being in recorded human nor animal history could ever hope to rival his levels of cuckery. Typically they tend to be of the Liberal and/or progressive persuasion in hope of white knighting some fair maidens into their enticing greasy clutches.
Goddamn, Justin Trudeau is truly one massive cuck.
by PowerMan60k December 4, 2016
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MassiveChoons

Good Tunes (Good songs.)

"choons" is "tunes" in a British accent, it's slang to call tunes "massive" to mean that they're good.
Huuuge tune mate! Big ups.
Jungle is massive.
These are some MassiveChoons.
by MassiveChoons April 18, 2018
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Massive Knob

1. Could refer to me
2. Those teenagers who drive around in their £3k Corsas, showing off their little 1L engine while driving slowly around underage girls in the hope they’ll understand that they have massive Cocks due to their ‘awesome’ ride.
1. I identify as a massive knob

2. Brad is such a knobhead, I know I’m only 15 but his car doesn’t turn me on anymore.
by Smeggfried Rice June 15, 2018
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massive brown trout

The "Massive Brown Trout" is a strange illustrious bowl movement known across Europe, North America and parts of Latin America.

The "Massive Brown Trout" has been listed on the endangered species list in many parts of Central Africa due to the inhabitants of said continent having issues in replicating fecal forgery

The "Massive Brown Trout" differs from its well known cousin the "Brown Trout" due to its sheer seize and mass.

The Massive Brown Trout has evolved through the intake of fibre rich foods and has gained notoriety for its lingering smell which has been known to knock a traveller of his sister, if said smell has been inhaled.
Ayye Tommy, I left a "Massive Brown Trout" in the toilet bowl yesterday evening and now the toilet won't flush.
by GIL18 May 12, 2018
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