dont forget the lube

When you and your women go to Walmart for supplies...

I told my woman "dont forget the lube" She went to the clerk and asked for 5 bottles of lube, the clerk had a funny look on her face!

by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

judgment lube

Alcoholic beverages, often consumed in large quantities

I wasn't going to sleep with my psycho ex again but I had a bunch of judgment lube.

by April 12, 2024

Lube

When your masturbating And you don’t want crusty semen on your dick so you use lube.

Jake:Pass me the lube imma mastubate
Frank:Don’t waste all the lube imma use it later

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 03, 2024

lube

shit u put on ya dick to stroke it and to slide

Kesha: I need mo lube
WaDatyrellmarious: Go 2 the store and get lube (12.99)
Gabriel: Hi im Gabriel and I hate lube
Jabril: FUCK YOU NIGGA I LOVE LUBE #LUBELIFE (12.99)

by LOVIN THAT LUBE March 21, 2024

lube

is another word for love that often used by Jbeaumont97 in twitch.tv/drwallin

i lube you all drwH

by AllanTheKing November 25, 2016

Lube

A boy who cannot handle their alcohol and who likely vomits after a few drinks.

Man Craig was being such a lube at that party last night

by Wizzy dizzy October 20, 2019