When it's cold and you feel like you have snot coming out of your nostrils, but they are dry to the touch.
*sniffs* My nose gots the jiffy lubes man.
by Richie Roach October 15, 2023
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Snow that makes your car go slideways
Timmay you see the news... theres gonna be a drift lube storm tonight
by Dashakid April 4, 2016
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A weird person that is so gay it makes everybody in the same room as him scream and run away.
Lube Mcgay wouldn't stop following me last night, I thought he was doing to touch me.
by gaybrielisanerd June 10, 2023
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When a lubed condom pops and hits your face.
We where in the bathroom and the condom popped, I got complete lube face.
by shackRam829 January 29, 2016
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An innovation from the good people at Dyson technologies that moisturizes with a KY-derivitive mist to remedy excessive drying that may result from D-blading.
I was so dry after d-blading, thank goodness for the D-lube.
by Ligua Frank-a November 16, 2013
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Pre cum containing HIV virus found on male genitalia during hot gay sex.
1. he has Benny lube in and around his mouth.
2. He died due to his strange addiction of Benny Lube.
3. He would never get laid if it wasnt for his handy Benny lube.
4. On the next "How do they make it": Benny Lube narrated by morgan freeman
by Proffesor Dan February 10, 2014
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The blood and feces inmates naturally exude when larger inmates forcefully impale them in delicate areas, generally against their will.
Inmate 1: Heard you had to put your celly in his place last night. You didn't break him did you?

Inmate 2: Nah, he's just fine. He had plenty of prison lube in'em.
by Zen Chaos October 12, 2020
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