A term for large unattractive women. Usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! *Points at Monster* THE LOCH MESS MONSTER EXISTS!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
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consists of a large number of small towns and villiages the largest of which is fort william
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"where're you from?"
"locharber"
"locharber"
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Even hideous with girls. TRUST ME!!
Even hideous with girls. TRUST ME!!
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2. The art of the Looch
3. Sexual contact of any kind.
2. The art of the Looch
3. Sexual contact of any kind.
1. He wouldn't answer my phone calls, he was too busy looching around with that broad.
2. He bowled a 300 in Wii bowling...totally looching it.
2. He bowled a 300 in Wii bowling...totally looching it.
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