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Loch Mess Monster

A term for large unattractive women. Usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.

These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.

Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!

Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! *Points at Monster* THE LOCH MESS MONSTER EXISTS!"

"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."

"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"

"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
by Butcher Blain November 15, 2011
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Loochie

damn it’s been ages! omg a loochie”
by mommysmilk.xxxxx January 14, 2022
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locharber

a place in scotland, britan, was probably used in the late 1800's to re-locate convicts
consists of a large number of small towns and villiages the largest of which is fort william
"where're you from?"
"locharber"
by pablo/nop December 27, 2005
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Lochie

Lochie is a kind, sweetheart who always loves and cares for his girlfriend. He treats everyone with pure respect. Lochie is a very special one of a kind guy, who you will love forever and not want to ever lose. I love my Lochie
I love Lochie
by Lochiesgirl August 20, 2019
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Lochan

Bhosadpappu person with no humour at all. Better to stay away from this person. He will waste your time and treat you badly. Worst person of all time. Kinda worst experience with Lochans.
Even hideous with girls. TRUST ME!!
He is a Lochan.

Let’s not try to be Lochan.
by Chutiya123 November 24, 2021
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looching

1. Various verbs that result in something positive and is used as a substitue when the speaker cannot describe something.

2. The art of the Looch

3. Sexual contact of any kind.
1. He wouldn't answer my phone calls, he was too busy looching around with that broad.

2. He bowled a 300 in Wii bowling...totally looching it.
by THE ENTOURAGE November 2, 2007
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Louca

Wow that is nice Louca
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