loconom

(adjective): LOCONOM(S): lo-co-nom; loh-koh-nom- an individual that overlooks pricing when it comes to quality food and dining. Can also describe a dish that was delicious and of high quality.

(noun): incredible food

adjective: "My brother is a true loconom: half of his pay check goes to dining at restaurants".

noun: "That dish was loconom."

by Emmz1990 August 25, 2013

Loinal

A term describing a stimulus to the loins of any variety.

The large dog caused me a serious loinal injury.

Misused blenders can cause severe loinal injuries.

S/he caused a trembling in my loinal regions.

by Captain Bullshit October 3, 2013

Lofinger

Lofinger - a guy who secretly wants a finger up his ass when having sex but will never admit it.

Nofinger - a guy who will bitch slap the kink out ya if you try to slip a finger up his ass during sex (aka closeted bi-curious)

Profinger - A guy who likes a finger up his ass when having sex.

I hooked up with John again last night. I'm still trying to figure out if he's Lofinger or Nofinger. Maybe I should just go for it...

by NorCalNativeGirl July 26, 2014

login derping

Forgetting to switch to another username and instead logging into the wrong account multiple times

I meant to log into my smurf instead of my main but I kept login derping.

by Nahuta April 4, 2015

locking the dick down

When a girl has you so sprung that you only talk to her and have sex with her alone.

I'm only talking to Kelly, she's locking the dick down.

by 85powder November 15, 2017

lominacked

The highest degree of a roast on someone.

After smart mouthing the teacher, Gabriel got utterly lominacked.

by Libawl November 16, 2017

LCing

Ignoring people

LC always LCing.

by D . . . December 15, 2017