log doggin

When you are dropping a turd so big you gotta push a little at a time just to get it out with tearing your hole

Dude this shit is tearing my hole, I'm gonna have to start log doggin.

by Cooter polluter September 15, 2017

laying logs

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

by mudder fawkker March 31, 2017

christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

perma-log

The remnants of a usually-massive dump left on the bottom of the bowl. May also be used as a verb.

If he perma-logs in my bowl one more time, I'm going to deuce on his bed.

by TW Chissmoose April 01, 2004

Snow on the Log

When you take a shit and jerk off onto the turd.

Gotta go take a crap real quick. Might even snow on the log.

by NiggerButt May 16, 2014

log pog

A word used to mock canadians after they made the mistake of misspelling poggers as loggers once and now this continues to haunt them forever

Ron: wow thats loggers
everyone: wait what?
Ron: i meant poggers
everyone: LOG POG

by DefinitelyNotHooter March 07, 2021

murder log

Alligator

"Watch out for that murder log, lady!"

by _wiener June 02, 2020