free lippin'

the female wersion of wearing no underwear.

Guys free ball or go commando when they dont wear underwear, so girls can be free lippin' when they don't wear panties.

by Didi0626 May 10, 2010

liplock

female teabag

Dude, she totally liplocked me while I was asleep!

by vlojob November 22, 2013

litpotence

The inability to finish a book. After 30-50 pages, your attention span fizzles before the climax.

Dan thought he would enjoy that new murder mystery, but he was stricken with litpotence after chapter 3.

by knag April 23, 2011

Lipo

\ LEE-poh \
lipoed; lipoing

v. to approach something complex by addressing only its surface.

alternate spelling: arie (pronounced identically)

"I thought switching teachers would cure my depression, but then I realized that that would be a major lipo on my behalf."

by Maximilian Wonder March 2, 2019

Loo Lipton

The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Loo Lipton or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.

I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Loo Lipton, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.

by Mattyboyee February 19, 2009

Loose-Lipped Moron

Anyone who inadvertently shares a secret. Sounds like a term dating back to the Prohibition era. LLM can also be used in texting.

You silly goose, loose-lipped moron! If it wasn't for that loose-lipped moron, we'd still have a still. One loose-lipped moron spoiled the surprise party.

by Independent Copy Editor August 27, 2011

The Scarlet lipper

The scarlet lipper: that thing the day after you drink a bunch of red wine where your bottom lip is stained red, indicating to all your previous night's lapse in judgment.

Pour me another glass cause it looks like I'm wearing the Scarlet lipper to work on Friday.

by The ides June 23, 2018