ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.

Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.

by Silly8875 February 10, 2012

Jeffrey Ling

Ever wondered who is in the persona clo Instagram reels? ITS MA BOI JEFFERY LING THE GOAT OF ALL TIME. He is so hot and he is 6'2 and he supports women suffrage and he owns a dog shelter and he also volunteers at his local soup kitchen, he owns a Lamborghini and gave me 10k when I needed it the most. Overall he is a well rounded guy that has all the friends in the world and everyone wants to be with him. Possible future employers he is very good at work.

Wait is that Jeffrey Ling the goat of all time from persona clo that works at a dog shelter and volunteers at his local soup kitchen??

NOPE its Ryan Reynolds but I see why you got them mixed up.

by anonymous May 13, 2024

Ling En

someone far too important to not have an urban dictionary definition

dude0: what did u say i couldn't hear
dude1: i said Ling En
dude0: Oh Ling En? she's insane yeah

by o788576760 November 22, 2021

Ling Keuy

Ling Keuy is one of the two guardians of hell. Ling Keuy and his brother Wong Meuy were once one single being held together by holy powers but were banished from heaven by God for being too powerful.

They now spend their time guarding hell and fucking bitches, long dick style!

Yoooo you heard of Ling Keuy?

Do you mean one of the guardians of hell? Of course man he is a legend!

by stinfs September 15, 2019

Ling

A person who often shows off his 'superior' drip to others

Person 1: Look at my new Nike shoes!

Person 2: Stop being a ling

by Potato fan May 27, 2023

king ding a ling

a king ding a ling IS NOT jack kennedy

wow he has a king ding a ling, can’t be jack kennedy

by isoldheroininireland February 9, 2025

Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a non-binary (gay icon) inside joke of the popular youtube influencers "TwoSetViolin" wich consists of a child violin virtuoso/prodigy whom practices 40 hours a day, they are the masters at all the instruments and its that one asian child who beats you in every Menuhin competition.

Son: Mom i got 3th place in the school talent show!
Mom: *in a heavy asian accent* HOW COME YOU ONLY ON THIRD PLACE LAH, LING LING ALREADY MAKE MUSIC SCHOOLS AND YOU LAZY ONLY PLAY VIDEO GAME ALL DAY, DO YOU WANT ME TO KUNG-PAO YOUR CHICKEN??!
Son: holy fuck

by SeiyaIdk August 24, 2023