pig licker

someone who makes sexual advances, performs sexual acts, or in general brown noses a cop in order to get out of something illegal

"Kev turned into a dirty pig licker as soon as that 5-oh turned his lights on."
"Yeah, I think he likes that shit... he started to salivate and everything"

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 19, 2003

Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

girraffe Licker

When a Man Stands And a Woman Masturbates Him From A Kneeling Position. She Then Starts To Lick The Undercarrage Of His Balls. Thus Looking Like a Girraffe Licking For Leaves In A High treetop

"oooH Thats Right Baby Just There, Right There You Girraffe Licker"

by Thugz Cuny March 23, 2009

Clitty Licker

Aussie slang for a lesbian.

Clitty Licker: Hey, Kaz! Get ova hea ya clitty likah!

by Anal space sandwich June 23, 2018

Snicker Licker

A girl who has relations with black guys.

Snicker refering to their "part"

Gina only dates black guys, she is a snicker licker.

by CouchBug August 3, 2008

Window-Licker

An offensive term meaning a retard, someone who licks windows.
Comes from when people with learning disablities etc go on coach trips, it is a common belief that they lick windows.

Random kid 1: *Falls over*
Random kid 2: God, you're such a window-licker!

by JeffIsGoingToHell August 20, 2009

glass-licker

Someone who is so intrested in you that if there was a peice of glass between the two of you, the other person would practically be licking the glass.

You can back up now and quit being a glass-licker

by Kimmie Lange November 25, 2007