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Facebook needs to shut the fuck up with that "Would you like to see more content like this?"
Facebook "Would you like to see more content like this?"
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Hym "Neither motherfucker! Get the fuck off my screen! I am currently seeing an adequate amount of the content of which you speak. I want neither to increase nor decrease the amount of this content. Where's the 'X' to get this off my screen? There isn't one. If I wanted more of the content I would search for it or click on more of it to manipulate the algorithm. Go fuck yourself. You are not helping me. If you wanted to help you would be paying me to tolerate your bullshit. And you're not... You're not doing that. Worthless! Absolutely worthless! Instead you are giving me a binary choice (unprompted) and forcing me to either tolerate your bullshit resting within my cone of vision or choose an option. Neither of which coincide with my desire. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam August 1, 2022
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Spending less money

OH! BRILLIANT! I (THE GENIUS SCREENWRITER THAT SUCCEEDED WHERE YOU FAILED) DIDN'T THINK OF THAT! IF ONLY MY BRAIN (WHICH HAS RECENTLY BEEN CITED MORE TIMES BY MAINSTREAM INTELLECTUALS THAN ANY OTHER AUTHOR) WORKED MORE GOODERS!

Hym "Right and business owners should just stopped getting robbed! People should just stop getting murdered too! I make 150% more than my previous job but the price of everything has increased by 250% I guess I should just go to the dollar store and by a bunch of cheap heavily processed food so I can contribute to the obesity crisis that you care so much about and drink out of the tap like the peasant slave that I am! Spend every day feeling sick to my stomach until I earn the right to spend my own money on food that isn't poison. It won't get me credit for any of the things I've written. I know!
Maybe the business that refuses to give employees full-time so that they don't have to pay for health or dental insurance should be held accountable for the quality of life they provide for their employees because even though the skill required is low they need an indefinite amount of labor. Labor that consists of staving off the homeless crackheads and panhandlers that frequent the store and scraping shit off the floor because people (apparently) don't know how to use a toilet. I can't work more hours because the managers have labor quotas and don't have any ours to give. And that applies to BOTH of the jobs I'm working. I already AM spending less money because the only thing I pay for is bills and food and drink. I eat one meal a day now. 'WeLl gEt AnOtHeR jOb!' Says the retard. Even doing that would lead to a transitory period where I would run out of money because jobs never start new employees at the beginning of a pay period. Meaning it would take at least a month for me to get a full paycheck. Hopefully I can convince my landlord not to evict me until I get paid. I would literally have to save up money to be able to afford to switch jobs to a job where I make more money. Assuming that anyone hires me (which would also take time). You come here and do it. I can sit and regurgitate my opinion into the ether for and hour and I can do it better than YOU, so, let's see you come down to hell and do my thing. They have to weaponize schizophrenia at you too. Let's see it."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2023
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less gay then an emo 4th grader

Ive only heard this being used a few times but im just doing this anyway.

Companies becoming gay for one mouth then going back to normal the second the months over.
The term "less gay then a emo 4th grader" is comparing companies to a 4th grader who says they are gay but actually arent. (i offended at least one person with that)
Guy 1: "did you hear how they took down the pride flags overnight after pride month"
Guy 2: "man they less gay then an emo 4th grader!"
by Just your average dude October 21, 2022
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Less than confident

A youngster, lacking any knowledge on a subject, yet still promoting the idea.
There performances have little to sway the opinion, Connecticut civilians are less than confident.
by ApolloX*12 August 20, 2024
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Gilet-less

When one goes out sporting a coat or jacket but all of the homies are rocking super cool gilet and hoody combos!
Hey Bruh! check out those super cool legends over there wearing gilets!! Wait, who is that 'gilet-less' nerd with them wearing a jacket - what a loser! I would never do that, how embarrassing!
by GirsonB November 25, 2021
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Working less than Santa

When someone works little to no hours, slacks at work or is unemployed that person 'works less than Santa'.
"You have to pick someone to do the group project with, what about Matt?"
"Nah, working with him equals working in singleplayer, he works less than Santa Claus"

"I haven't seen him work a day in his life, he works less than Santa"

"Since the accident, he has been working less than Santa"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023
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Parachutist-less Cliff Jumper

An individual that believes what he or she hears without confirming any facts.
President Trump was able to manipulate his base with repeating a lie, his followers became devoted Parachutist-less Cliff Jumpers.
by Creativelingo January 21, 2021
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