Quantum Laziness

When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind

Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.

by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021

clothes-lazy

adj: a state of mind where you simply have no desire to wear any clothes at all, often restricting the activities you would like to undertake, for example going on skype with your little brother, or leaving your room to buy chocolate from a vending machine.

Tom, you're so clothes-lazy!

yes i'm so clazey!

by looley fazakerkoo May 31, 2010

Lazy pervert

Reaching out of passenger window and slapping a girl on the ass.

Lazy pervert That girl walking down the sidewalk

by Ninjaplease187 February 17, 2018

Lazy Crocodile

When your poo sits on the bottom of the toilet and doesn't go away with the flush.

Ah man, you left a Lazy Crocodile in the toilet.

Go and get rid of your Lazy Crocodile.

You might wanna go check the toilet, you've left a Lazy Crocodile.

by Culie July 13, 2014

half a lazy

a) slightly or half erect penis
b) hanging fat

While traveling in Australia, I happened upon a colorful group of gents in an outback pub. One of them commented on a lovely Sheila who entered this fine estabilshment as giving him "half a lazy".

by kickitintheguts March 19, 2010

lazy down

Gabriel the lazy down leader

Gabriel is one of the most lazy down niggas on this earth

by Memegeneral April 19, 2017

Lazy Coconut

1. When a male is engaging in intercourse with a female, and wishes to ejaculate in his partner's mouth, however releases too early and ejaculates on her chest.

2. Dropping off dirty dishes on the bar in a gaming room instead of rinsing them in the sink and putting them in the dishwasher.

I was with Ben last night and he wanted to blow in my mouth, but the bastard came too early and gave me a lazy coconut!

by Adam Hopkins. March 6, 2011