The Lay Down Game

The funniest game ever created on the face of the earth. The Lay Down Game is simple:
Find a completely random place to lay down face down with your hands by your side and legs out nice and straight, then get a friend to take a picture. Upload the pictures to your facebook account or preferably to a Lay Down Game group page like The Lay Down Game North Carolina Version and make people laugh!

I cannot stop laughing at how random these pictures from The Lay Down Game are, so funny!

by beer and boobs for breakfast October 5, 2010

Lay the pipe

The process in which a Male claps the checks of a woman most often.

Dude lay the pipe to tiquirus tonight.

by The_pipe_master August 26, 2019

Lay an Egg

Similar to the phrase "take a lap". When someone does something extremely stupid, you tell them to go "lay an egg".

The person will either laugh, or feel embarrassed while his/her friends laugh at them.

Carly: When's July 4th?

Jennie: Go lay an egg.

by JLSISTHEBESTT December 7, 2010

Way Lay

To be a strong motherfucker, and pushing someone into next week.

"I way layed that mother fucker."

by Rackal August 10, 2008

lay on her belly

When a chick lays on her belly, and her butt cheeks are splayed out, ready to be smashed.

Yo dog, I told that girl to lay on her belly, and i smashed it all night!

by butt cheek man December 6, 2010

Lay-up

The act of hooking up with a girl known to be easy, who is also usually somewhat nasty (someone you wouldn't hook up with while sober unless deprived of sleep and masturbation).

Hey man, I'm having no luck so I'm just gonna take a dive and shoot a lay-up.

by Smell of Pussy in the Morning September 16, 2010

as i lay dying

Book written by William Faulkner in a term of six weeks and unedited by himself. About the passing of a mother and the moving of her body within a white trash family. Boring and repetitive.

As I Lay Dying provided me with a good nap.

by AshesInTheSky April 27, 2006